डर गया चूजा
Published by शेखचिल्ली February 13th, 2008 in नेतागीरी.
“हताशा के बर्डफ्लू से ग्रस्त चूजे” को जैसे ही अदालत ने 12 दिन की जेल की सजा सुनाई, उसकी अकड़ हवा हो गई। “ जमानत नहीं मांगूंगा” का घमंड भूल गया। सारी शर्तें मान लीं और और जमानत ले कर, दुम दबा कर चला गया।
मुम्बई में पिछले एक पखवाड़े से इसे मारने, उसे हकालने और गुंडागीरी कर रहे इस चूजे को आज अदालत में जब पुलिस पकड़ कर लाई तो वह शहीदी और हीरोगीरी के अंदाज से आया।
सोचा था, एक दिन से ज्यादा उसे पकड़े रहने की औकात नहीं कानून की।
कानून ने अपना काम किया, 12 दिन के लिए जेल भेज देने का हुक्म दिया।
सब अकड़ फूं हो गई।
डरा हुआ चूजा, भीगी बिल्ली में बदल गया। दुम दबाई, कानून की शर्तें मानीं और खिसियाआ चेहरा लिए, जमानत की राहत ले कर भाग गया।
मुम्बई हंस रही है।
Its really a good post, we all know who the “Chooja” is.
We should really throw this type of people out of our country.
wah bhai wah kya likha hai man gaye ustad
what these people had done for us . we had 2 left UP for job since 1978 i am working in mumbai . i am proud of mumbai & maharashtra.
& i strongly condemns arrest of raj thakre. he is doing it for us.
whatever i had earned is MONEY/JOB / WEALTH /HEALTH from here. is from the people from Mumbai .they have never denied jobs for outsiders too . they have us Bhaiya means big brother . see the respect 4 outsiders
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The people of mumbai r simply expects respect for their language & their people . which every indian expects from others .
do not forget nearly 50-60 lakhs outsiders r here & still increasing.
i will ask u 2 go to kerala , karnataka speak only hindi & see how u get response even when ur indian national & show us u r leaving happily .
why should not u ask the UP govt 2 create jobs for us? in up only ? what utter pradesh govt had done for sake of utterpradesh people died in disaster in 26 july 2005 .
noone was there 2 look 4 mumbai . we people in mumbai where north indian or any other strongly condemns arrest of mr RAJ THAKRE .he is doing 4 us
Mr Dwarakanath,
We do have respect for Maharashtrain culture and language or any other culture.
But why choosa do not have respect for our culture. Why he is condemning pious festival like Chhath pooja.
ईस तरहा की स्टोरी लीक कर कुछ फ़ायदा नही हमे अपने बारे मे सोचना चाहीह
अग्र ह्म बाहर जाके इतना काम करते है तो अपने बिहार के लीय हम काम क्यो नही करते क्या उतर भारतीए हर बार बेइजत होता रहेगा क्या हमारी ज़िमेदारी नही है की हमे बिहारे का विकास करे कब तक उत्तर भारतीए राज्ये पेनशन प्र जीती रहे यो हमारे राज्ये को बीमार राज्य कहे ते है बल्की पूरे देश का भविश्य हमारे प्रदेश के उप्र है हमारे यहा पे जादा एमपी ज है व्ो एमपी क्या कर रहे है वो क्यो नही केदरे पे अबव डालते और हमारे प्रदेश मे उद्योग क्यो नही लाते कीसी को गाली देके फ़ायदा नही हमे सुधरना होगा हमे बढ़ा ना होगा काले महाराष्ट के लोग एहा पे काम मागने ने हाही है तब हम जीते गे नही तो एसा ही मारे खाते रहे गे आज महाराष्ट के लोगो ने मारा है क्ल पनजाब और आसामा के लोगे मारे गे क्या उतर भारतीए मारे खाने के लिए पैदा हूवा है मूज़े लगता है की हम अपने नेता वो पे दबाव डाले की बिहार का विकास हो बिहार देश का सर्वश्रेस्ट राज्य बने और हम प्र कोई उग़ली नही उठाए
आप अपनी प्रतिक्रिया भी लीके
अग्र मैं ग़लत हू तो मूज़े बत्ताए
ज्य हिंद ज्य बिहारे
acha hei guro
Really a very nice joke. Just get going and keep it up.
abe paandu log bade sudharne ki baate kar rahe ho to mumbai mai mooh kyo maar rahe ho tumme dum hai to apna up bihar itna devlop karo ke marathiyonko attract kar sako lekin ek grah kya jaane taare ki roshni!!!!!!!
thik hai lekin maar padne ke baad bade bade krantikari sudhre aap ko bhi time lag sakta hai
प्रयास अच्छा है।
क्या करेगा जमाना
NOW CHOOSA GOT REAL PUNISHMENT, WHAT HE AND HIS PARTY WORKERS DID WITH INNOCENT NORTH INDIAN. GOVT. SHOULD TAKE HARD DECISION AGAINST HIM. HE IS TRYING TO SHOW THAT HE IS THE ONLY ONE, WHO TAKE CARE OF MARATHI. THANKS
This is all rubbish. You ppl are taking that person in wrong way.He is not against north indians. You ppl come here and you are trying to threating Maharashtrians who will tolerate it. Ask questions to Lalu and Mulayam and Amarsingh who the hell are these ppl to say that we will come here and do this and that.We dont have problem if you offer Chhath Puja but dont try to roar that we can do this. Dont forget you can do this because we allow you to do this. JAY MAHARASHTRA
Raj Thakrey himself openly shown hatered against North Indians, Now you are justifying that, he is not against North Indians.
Can you tell me what threats Laloo, Amar Singh and Mulayam has given to maharashtrain people and Maharashtrian Culture.
You may not be having the problem with performace of Chhath Puja,but your leader has the problem with unknown reason.
It is matter of shame for the country that citizen of same country and corelionist has sought permission of yours.
Maharashtrian staying in UP and Bihar for hundreds of years are celebrating their festivals and no one objected. Moreover, we are not forcing you to perform any festival. Then why that issue arises.
The Chuja should realise that now we are living in a free country where one person has only one nationality mentioned over his election identity card no matter the card is of which state. Each and every citizen of India is free to move in, live or earn their living in any state.
But Chuja has tried to take some political advantage by creating mass hysteria over this issue and this is not acceptable at any cost. Shame on all of us that still in our country such Chujas are moving free.
mast hai
bolalo bolalo
hamare raj sahab apne vardhapan din tak chup rahenge.
uske baad jo hungama hoga uske baad koi nahi bolega.
kyuki bolne ke liye kuch bachegahi nahi.
hahahahha
wah kya kahani hai
These leaders are dividing our unity which was contructed during our freedom fight. Congress has done same thing by starting isuues like resevation from early 60s, what kind of profit they r giving to backward classes as so called, lets go to interiror of any states and every one could see that there is no progress among the so called reserved casts. this reservation is also dividing the society. same thing is happening in state levels. be sure, after some we will have our system where every person have to show there VISA for visit any state in India like as was in former USSR. Other wise we people have to decline our leader,s decission on castism/relegion/region as happening in most of south. we have to think what v r going to handover our new generation.
thanks
i invite Chooja… to come to North India only once………… i swear… he will not go back.
khaya khub nishana sadha he mja aa gya
wah wah bahoot badiya aisi hi aur post kare
ban sakte the hiro par ban gaye hasi ke patra,
ji han agar mr raj akal mndi se chalte to ham sab ke liye sahi ho sakte the(yuwa pidhi ke liye),
par koop manduk nikle aur apna hi yash dhumil kar baithe,
isi ko kahte hai VINASH KALE VIPRIT BUDDHI…
सोचा था, एक दिन से ज्यादा उसे पकड़े रहने की औकात नहीं कानून की…..?
अपवाद ही कहें तो अच्छा है
वैसे कानुन ५ रूपये की रिश्वत के लिए २६ साल की लम्बी लडाई की आ
ैकात रख
ता है एक नही करीब २५ हजार मुकदमें कानुन के सामने है जो एक हजार रूपये से कम की सजा के लगते है ओर ये सरकार अमीरों के लिए समय समय पर काले धन को सफेद करने के अवसर देती रही हे लेकिन क्यो इस तरफ नजर नही जाती
In netao se puchho agar ye maharasrta ka hi bhala chahte hain to mumbai attack ke baad kahan gayab ho gaye , apne bilo me jakar kahan chhip gaye ?
ye koi bhala-vala nahi chahte , ye to bus hum bhartiyo ke dil me nafrat paida karke apna ullu sidha karna chahte hain.
Aur ye baat ham bhartiyo ko samjhni chahiye aur inke bahkawe me nahi ana chhahiye chahe wo uttar bhartiy ho ya maharastrian…
Bolo bharat mata ki Jay